pregnant nun

When you are having sex and you realize the condom broke. Smother her with a black scarf and hope to god she doesn't live.

Shit man, that pregnant nun i gave sue didnt work, looks like im gunna be a daddy.

by L-dot June 22, 2006

pregg

another way to say cool, awesome, sweet

(not meaning pregnant !

Mann; that`s pregg

by xHeartBeat. May 29, 2009

Pregame

v. To have oral sex with your coach before a game or practice.

I had a pregame session with my coach before the game.
I pregamed my coach at practice.

by bjlover23 June 11, 2009

pregger slushy

When a pregnant woman slips on ice and causes an abortion.

person 1-" oh shit Lacey, what the hell?"
Lacey- " my baby, oh my God! I slipped on the ice and my baby squirted out."
person 1- " oh no! you caused a pregger slushy on public property.".

by Henry h20 August 11, 2006

Pregnant

A female state resulting in her being fatter and more irritating than usual.

My wife is pregnant.

by MonkeyHutch96 December 2, 2010

Pregrant

Pregrant can be two things:

The scent of pregnancy or
When a pregnant woman is moody and goes on a rant about anything.

"My wife is so moody! I'm getting tired of all the pregrants."

or

Person A: "Do you like my new perfume?"
Person B: "You smell like pregnancy."
Person A: "Yeah that's why it's called Pregrant."

by Nicki Renee December 23, 2008

pregninsanity

The insanity caused by pregnancy. This exhibits itself in a spectrum of abnormal mental or behavioral patterns such as nesting, mood swings, pre- and postpartum depression, etc. In many cases, pregninsanity can be exhibited in some forms prior to an expected pregnancy and even after a full-term delivery. There is no cure for pregninsanity but those who come in contact with someone suffering from the disease should quarantine themselves by sleeping on the couch and ease their suffering by drinking lots of alcohol.

Jason goes to the bar every night because his wife has a severe case of pregninsanity

by rgndvo July 21, 2011