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Jon-Pork

A pig that somehow has the intelligence to play Minecraft, yet is stupid enough to bot Hypixel Duels and somehow never get banned for it.
Person 1: Have you heard of that pig that just installed Duck Dueller for Minecraft?
Person 2: What the heck man.. Why is he botting.. That must be Jon-Pork.
Person 1: Correct, it is indeed Jon-Pork the Hypixel Duels Botter.
by TheGayPlayer69 September 6, 2023
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pull the pork

Brb, I'm gonna go pull the pork
by Errrggghhh September 14, 2013
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Pity pork

The practice of having sex with someone only because you feel sorry for them; sympathy sex.
John won't stop whining about how long it's been since he's gotten laid...I'm willing to pity pork him myself just to shut him up already.
by mds1978 January 20, 2011
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bone-in pork chop

When you're doing a fat chick doggy style, and you lean over and give her a back massage.
Your mom complained that her back was sore, so I gave her a bone-in pork chop.
by murdaruh October 3, 2007
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pulled pork

a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.
Frank : "Man i got fuckin pulled pork after last nights gangster party"
by Max Dickin April 17, 2008
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pound and pork

The act of masturbating up until the point of ejaculation and then immediately putting your penis inside of a lesbian and blowing your load all up in that bitch so she can get pregnant.
Yo that dike totally asked me to give her the old pound and pork so she could get out of the army.
by downgrader November 29, 2009
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pennsylvania pork pie

to stick your penis into a girls chocolate starfish pull out, stick it into her vagina, pull out stick it in her mouth, and then do that until you finish into her belly button and then smacking your scrotum on her cheeks of her face while oinking like a piggy.
Patrick pennsylvania pork pied my mom so crazy last night i thought they were wrestling a wilbur the pig in there.
"Yo bull, i pennsylvania pork pied my girl for 5 hours last night, then after I did it once she kept wanting to do it more"
"word"
by thatniggamike February 11, 2014
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