Thick as a first grade pencil

Curvy, sexy, voluptuous

She's bad! That girl is thick as a first grade pencil

by Easyj September 18, 2014

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mechanical pencil

wrap your dick in tin foil and go into intercourse with a woman while moaning "i need to finish the essay!" after ejaculation you say "i ran out of led, i need a refill"

pencil nut, mechanical pencil

by king awesomeness January 21, 2011

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The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016

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pengina

nanda and reku's couple name because they liketa partay AND THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHER KTHANX

"OMG LOOK IT'S THE PENGINA COUPLE!'

Nanda+Reku= "BUSAN SHORE UNF UNF UNF"

by LAWLZ JERSEY SHORE IS UNF August 3, 2010

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I'll pencil you in

It literally means that someone will give you the details of something, but is usually just someone trying to give you the runaround.

"What happened with you and your girlfriend?"
"I'll pencil you in later."

by Jessica May 20, 2004

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peni

plural penises on one individual or several...or IN one individual or several.

"yo dawg, i have peni"
"They have peni"
"I like peni"
"Look! Peni!"

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "My name is "plurl penises" ad i find it very offensive that the young ladies that came up with this definition used my name! HAHA

-Big sexy"

by ka October 19, 2003

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pencilled

The state of inebriation at which one is so plastered that one actually finds it to be amusing to insert pencils up one's nose and expects to be instantly lauded for this demonstration of Wilde-like wit.

Christ, she was pencilled last Friday on only the 3rd glass - my stationery drawer will never be the same again. It's like an adventure, looking for the non-damp rubber-ended ones...

by Richard Manns November 4, 2006

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