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Pagerio

The hottest most rambunctious squirrel. That you just want to dick you down for eternity.
You see that new Mark Rober video?

Yeah the one with Pagerio in it?
by pagerio February 6, 2022
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Pagerio

A Pagerio is a SQUIRREL. A total squirrel. Full on rodent- Urocitellus columbianus- creature. A Pagerio is always foraging for nuts, scavenging, crawling its stupid scrawny squirrel body up an oak.

The type of bloke to show up in The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature (1873)
The type of bloke to run away from dogs like a pussy
Noob: U seen tge new Mark Robber vibdoe
Noob 2: Yeah thae woone where h e kills the pageiros right?
Noob: U mean pagerios?
Noob 2: Yeah sorry im illiterate
Noob: Fuck you
*Frech kiss between them)
by brainssssss bnooorrhhhhg February 6, 2022
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Pagerio

A Pagerio is a SQUIRREL. A total squirrel. Full on rodent- Urocitellus columbianus- creature. A Pagerio is always foraging for nuts, scavenging, crawling its stupid scrawny squirrel body up an oak.

The type of bloke to show up in The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature (1873)
The type of bloke to run away from dogs like a pussy
Noob: U seen tge new Mark Robber vibdoe
Noob 2: Yeah thae woone where h e kills the pageiros right?
Noob: U mean pagerios?
Noob 2: Yeah sorry im illiterate
Noob: Fuck you
*Frech kiss between them)
by brainssssss bnooorrhhhhg February 6, 2022
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Page Angel

A "Page Angel" is a description for the moment when you pickup a book looking for a specific page, and the first page that you open is the correct page.
"The Page Angel has helped me find the correct page"
by Resurrected Literature March 23, 2022
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Paeton

Really really short. Like 4 foot nothing. Super kind until your friends with her. Then she bullies you. Other than that, she sucks at watching stranger things. Doesn’t know how to stay quiet during mamma Mia plays, loves Victoria secret roses a little too much, and most of all… maybe is good at ringette?? To be honest I've never seen her play. She’s fun to hang around with, does stupid enough things to make you die laughing, and once she gets comfortable with you, will start admit kinks… but all in all she’s quite the something. She’s super fun to be around and do whatever you want. Her flicks also hurt like a bitch. Anyways paeton has long hair. Pretty cool eyes, braces (loser), and an actual sense of style (although I pick most outfits). Her bed is typically comfortable as all hell. She’s pretty flirty when she’s drunk.
Marshall: hey I have 20 dollars

Paeton: Yeah I stole it
Marshall: oh okay :(
by MarshallBirch May 29, 2022
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PageBank

Izaac Ferris' address pagebank The Barrow
Let's go to Pagebank where Izaac lives.
by nfmpu June 2, 2022
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Pagen

Mason is a pagen , he gets all the ladies
by Ndndjdjd July 18, 2022
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