Oh-Nine Factor

Equal to 0.000000001%. An extremely low probability of something occurring. Was seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

The chance of this working is 0.000000001%, or pathetically enough an Oh-Nine Factor.

by DarthShinji January 25, 2014

Nine-Wilson

Nine-Wilson, Noun
A place to get drugs; especially Fentanyl within an urban setting or one commonly controlled by police.

Person A: Did you get anything from the Nine-Wilson today after school?
Person B: Yeah, I did actually. It was surprisingly cheap today!

by GaylebCumasi March 25, 2024

Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>

Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>

Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

.9.Angel Number One Thousand And Twenty Nine On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.

.9.Angel Number One Thousand And Twenty Nine On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.

.9.Angel Number One Thousand And Twenty Nine On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.

by Ellesiataralashalaskahastalavi July 23, 2025

Nine Fifteen

A 30 year old man. Living in his parents basement. With a 9 o'clock curfew. That gets bitched at in front of his friends. With no backbone to talk back.

You didn't get home last night until Nine Fifteen, And I'm not very happy about it!

by Gold Standard 1 January 16, 2025

never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.

“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.

by Opiumbae September 9, 2025

Nine hair

A person, typically female who is going bald but still has a Brillo pad hairdo or combover.

Tina is a real Nine Hair with that fuzzy combover.

by Y&•Illuninati April 24, 2015