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Owen

The word/name Owen is often used to describe someone who is bad at life. Owens usually like to brag about there shitty achievements and will act like a retard for a chance to be included in a group. Owens typically only see there own little success and will suck the life out of that for a long time. A Owen has the worst marks in school and somehow still thinks they are smart. A man named owen often goes for a girl with a penis bigger than his so he can feel safe. In conclusion a owen is the worst thing you can be called and it’s obvious your parents hate you if you are named owen. I feel bad for you.
Owen = bad at life

Wow ur being such a Owen rn
by Jacky brownpen February 7, 2022
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Owen

Owen is a god that cranks his dank to anime hoo hoos, he likes to eat milk and drink carrots.
Girl: OMG, Owen is such a good looking, yummy cow
Guy: I know i just wanna have his yummy ass so bad
by Momen Trynn June 9, 2019
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Owen wine

Owen wine is one of the coolest guys and he has a big dong
by 12222333343455yumyumsauce October 27, 2019
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Owen Connell

If you ever meet someone by the first name Owen, and the last name Connell, you are in the presence of a great guy. He grew up in the wilderness raised by a gorilla and a cheetah, thats why he’s got those animal instincts. He is the most loyal person you will ever meet, and will not leave you behind. He is a guy who pursues God and knowledge with his whole heart, and even though he may mess up here and there, he is not a quitter. Owen (Oh - When) 4 syllables, is someone that you will be lucky to meet if you ever get the chance. He pulls every girls that steps within a 100 meter radius of him, and has no mercy when it comes to stealing your girl. If he likes you, he pi’s pulling your best friend, its all a part of his heinous 1000000 IQ strategy. Owen is the hottest most athletic guy you will ever meet. Connell (Caugh-nuh-ell) Means that he is 6’4 and loves you.
Owen Connell just saved a cat from a tree. Oh wow he’s cool!
by anonymous December 5, 2022
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Owen

Owen is a very emotional and sensitive guy with a hard time expressing his emotions and getting close with people. He is the type of guy to have an egirl as his favorite drug and simp for her. Owens get really sensitive drug addicts who have severe nicotine with drawl. Even though he is very sensitive and worried about losing his egirl all the time, he’s actually very loving and caring. Owen is a funny guy when he isn’t repeating his jokes all the time and doesn’t talk about how much he hates his family 24/7. Owens also acts like a Kyle when he’s very mad.
fat blonde bitch: “wow owen is a cutie with a fat gut”

14yr old fat girl:”I wanna send him my chunky ass cheeks

Spencer:” Owen is a real ass nigga even though he owes me $150 in drugs”

lizz:”That Fake asian Owen is ugly”
by Tinniggertus December 8, 2019
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Owen

sexiest man alive, everyone wants to be or know an owen, all the girls think he is a stud, and the milfs are into him, you can’t get your eyes or hands off an owen;)
look that’s owen he’s so sexy
by Gkgsgiou November 23, 2021
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owen

good / generally beneficial or respected
“ts so owen 🥀”
by dingdongdoorbell April 25, 2025
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