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old coot

Dirty old man whose whole life revolves around passing gas at work and growling uncontrollably at sumptous young women at the coffee shop.
"Has the King of Pain put in his retirement papers yet?"
"Not yet."
"The old coot is going to lose it all if he doesn't act quickly!"
by bullydog55 February 15, 2008
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old girl

Can be a number of things. Mostly it's the new flavor of the week, they are called this til they graduate to "Baby Momma" or "The Wife." Often times, old girl is a called this because she is kept on the DL and/or your ashamed of her.
"I think old girl put something in my drink"

Reggie: Whatchu doin tonight?
Ab: Chillin out with old girl.
by Manny Diaz May 1, 2005
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Old Bay Fries

A Maryland delicacy created by putting Old Bay Seasoning on french fries.
Person 1: You got old bay in my fries.
Person 2: You got fries in my old bay.
Person 1: We have created Old Bay Fries!
by nmopal April 5, 2007
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old times

When you sleep with your brother on the same bed but its nothing sexual. It also means that you rub your feet along his thigh not doing gay rave
Bro can you give me old times but no gay rave
by Rava365 March 14, 2016
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old king clancy

Popularized by How I Met Your Mother

Involves pouring maple syrup in the vagina before intercourse creating a sticky mess. Then the couple engage in 69, licking and eating each other out.
Yo, that Canadian ho just asked for the old king clancy
by Brandee Stinson March 24, 2009
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Old Ham

1. (noun) Someone who is incredibly awkward.

2. (adjective) As if being ridiculously awkward.

3. (verb) Being so awkward it's funny.
"She made a sexist joke in a room of women's rights supporters. She was such an Old Ham."

"Was it just me or was that a completely Old Ham situation? Everybody was staring like something was wrong."

"Man, I was so Old Hamming on stage. I just got out there and blanked."
by Urban Philosopher November 25, 2009
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Old Mill

The best cheap beer brewed in Milwaukee. $10 for 24 bottles in a Brown Box in Michigan's Upper Peninsula.
'Man I got wrecked off Old Mill last night.'
'Hell yeah, that stuff is awesome!'
by AJC812 March 5, 2008
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