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Old Joris

1) Old Joris is de Joris die 20 uur per dag CS:GO speelde.

2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.

3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.

4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.
Old Joris had die niet gemist.
Old Joris IS BACK!!
new Joris is shit....
by Nerder The King April 17, 2018
mugGet the Old Jorismug.

old piece

Someone you fucked with before but don't have anything serious now.
Yo bro wassup with Brenda

Nothing she my old piece now.
by Brenda_x3333 April 27, 2017
mugGet the old piecemug.

Old Foot

An unkempt woman.
A promiscuous middle aged woman.
Look pan dis ya old foot.
by Jamaicangem September 7, 2021
mugGet the Old Footmug.

Divorced Old

The age where you’ve been able to be married and had a life and kids, but then overtime, it didn’t work out so like, time has gone by.
Girl: My lecturer is sipping boba tea. He’s kinda weird.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.
by Clonkerino June 14, 2020
mugGet the Divorced Oldmug.

7yr olds

dude1: ur a 7yr olds
dude2: i aint playin roblox!
dude2: oh ye jeez sorry
by TheDictionary6821 November 28, 2021
mugGet the 7yr oldsmug.

old diamond

An ex girl friend you still love, and still have somewhat of a relationship
"Even though Ashley, broke up with me, I still kick it with my old diamond."
by Datpifff90 August 31, 2012
mugGet the old diamondmug.

old saggot

When a gay dude gets old and his dick, balls, and nipples sag
Bruh- hey man look at old man j-roc over there!
Bruh 2- dont look dude, he's just an old saggot
by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes January 13, 2017
mugGet the old saggotmug.

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