Golden Noodle

A piss filled condom, which it's froze and then used as a dildo.

I lost my dildo last night, so I improvised with a golden noodle.

by Paybuuuu May 17, 2018

Smack Noodle

The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!

3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!

by Silly bittch May 30, 2017

noodle window

Noodle window (noun)

: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans

Dude, my noodle window is open. Yours?

by wonfuji March 8, 2014

Noodle duecing

When a male is jacking off while taking a dump.

Dude, my wife caught me noodle duecing tonight!

by Secretuser123 June 2, 2013

noodle life

Craziest life ever

I live a noodle life!

by Pop ka ka pop November 13, 2017

Ferret Noodle

Ferret Noodles, along with Fox Beans, are some of the cutest things ever to walk the earth. The name "Ferret Noodle" is given to these cute creatures because of their long noodle bodies that completely go limp when they wake up from a lil' nap. They have tiny little faces a overly fluffy ears. Remember to give them head and face scrubs. There are many colors of Ferret Noodle, but only one type, called the Domesticated Ferret Noodle. Remember not to mix them up with their wild cousin, The Black Footed Ferret Noodle. If you have Ferret Noodle(s), remember to take care of them properly!!

I have a pet Ferret Noodle and it is so cute!

by 1nf1n1te w1sdom May 13, 2021

Noodle jousting

When attempting to have sex with a limp penis

Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting

by Afsd June 2, 2015