nerd-on 

1. Unnecessarily large excitement over technology/science/anything about which one is a nerd. The mental equivalent of hardon, hard-on
2. A hard-on caused by a new piece of technology

'That new network router has given me a total nerd-on'

'I'm getting such a nerd-on reading about that 14th century architectural movement'

Geek 1: Oh man, this new cooling system has just given me a ten percent boost on 3Dmark.
Geek 2: Stop, You're giving me a nerd-on

nerd-on by clareds March 18, 2005

nerd candy

the really smart semi attractive guy/girl that all the nerd like.

All the people on the debate team likes Alexa, what a nerd candy.

nerd candy by George, Paul December 17, 2008

nerd pocket 

The breast pocket of a shirt. The pocket where nerds carry their pocket protector.

My shirt was ruined when a pen exploded in my nerd pocket. Dang! I wish I had a pocket protector!

nerd pocket by iyhnALEX June 1, 2012

Nerd fighter 

A collective of brotherhood 2.0 fanatics who are made of awesome. Each nerd fighter has a special nerd power, and collectively they will overcome the Decepticons and found the first Evil Baby Orphanage.

"Dude, did you see that geek over there?"

"Man, that was no geek, that was a NERD FIGHTER!!!"

"What's the difference?"

"You don't wanna find out..."

Nerd fighter by EP Nerd fighter January 1, 2009

Nerd Sniping

1. The act of presenting someone, often a mathematician/physicist with a time consuming problem or challenge (often impossible to solve or complete) in the hopes of it appealing to a person's obsessive tendencies.

2. Doing the thing above in a situation where the obsession may lead to bodily harm (in the original context on the middle of a road where they will get inevitably run-over by a truck).

1. The XKCD comic "Click and Drag" nerd sniped me! I never expected it to take so long to explore.

2. There's a certain type of brain that is easily disabled. If you show it an interesting problem it involuntarily drops everything else. This lead me to the development of a new sport: Nerd Sniping.

Nerd Sniping by willisbell September 23, 2012

Nerd jock 

Unlike what other definitions here are saying, nerdjocks don't necessarily need to be neither smarter than their peers nor physically superior. A nerdjock is simply someone who is both a nerd and a jock - that is obsessed with both nerdy topics like school, maths, comics, etc and physical activities like gym, running, football, rugby, etc.

Also contrary to what the other answers have you believe, a lot of nerdjocks actually struggle to fit in in any social group not only because they feel out of place in both nerd and jock groups, but also because a lot of them are just plain odd.

Jock: hey, you know John? Apparently he hangs out with some nerds, eugh, let's leave him to his business with the nerds!
Nerds: hey, you know John? Apparently he is just a jock only hanging out with us to feel smarter about himself. Let's leave him to his business with the jocks!
John, the nerd jock:🤷 ♂️

Nerd jock by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds August 27, 2019

Nerd Spawn 

n. The progeny of a parent with an above average intelligence who possesses an intense interest(s) typically within the mathmatical/technical/scientific fields. Or, most commonly known as offspring to nerds (see nerd then think about their babies).

Jimmy: "The town I'm from in Alabama is where NASA was founded, so we are all the children of scientists.."
Michi: "So, does that mean you and your friends are nerd spawn?"
Jimmy: "Yes. My friends and I are all nerd spawn."

Nerd Spawn by OujouX July 24, 2008