Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.
I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!
by 220swifty August 07, 2022
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natural lengness

When somebody is super fine looking.. oozing mad sex appeal. 10 outta 10 fit
Girl 1: that nigga Dolo is way too handsome

Girl 2: yeah I know right, he’s got that Natural Lengness
by Big boy DOLO June 03, 2023
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fake naturals

when a woman achieves a larger breast size by going on birth control; a riff on “big naturals
ever since katie went on birth control she’s got the fake naturals
by researchpap June 05, 2024
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*leaves a bunch of cockroaches in ur bed*
its natural prank your cousins
by WHATTHEFA April 22, 2023
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NATURAL OBVIATOR

Defecation is the ACT OF SHITTING and SHITTING is the ACT OF REMOVAL where SHIT IS OBVIATED as you might say FECES is the vehicle of the ASSHOLE which is a NATURAL OBVIATOR.

To be fair and equal our PISS is OBVIATED out also where the URETHA rejects the URINE held by the STORAGE UNIT BLADDER where that is the NATURAL OBVIATOR as it reaches capacity.

If you SHIT in your pants SHIT FUN occurs as you got lots of ENTROPY to deal with , great smells and here is the KEY the NATURAL OBVIATOR that drives everyone away and most have activated their powerful GUILT COMPLEX and yes ANAL ALAN even though I AM SHIT I still can't break the SOCIETY DISAPPROVAL OF SMELLING SHITTY.

When A JEWUSH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE SHITS OR PISSES HIS PANTS the NATURAL OBVIATOR is at work and the massive approval from everyone is overwhelming and they are all saying THE MORE THE MERRIER.
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 16, 2021
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doin' it faux natural

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.
by Poetjester February 06, 2016
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