Norwegian Nature Show

When a guy from Norway grabs a bottle of wine by the neck like it is his penis.

Sin sure put on a good Norwegian Nature Show last night

by trashy menace April 11, 2022

Man Of Nature

The Lord that controls all parts of nature, including chickens and cows, to bring evil to justice.

Ah-ooh
Ah-ooh
You should know that a man
With the power of nature
Can bring you to the end of your luck
And you should know by my stride
And the look in my eye
That you're about to be massively forced to give up!
Chicken attack
Chicken attack
Watch your back
Before it fades to black
They might look harmless
But they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
Ah-ooh
Ah-ooh
With the power of nature
You're never alone
And you can't let evil run amok
Every beast, every tree follows me to the end
And you're about to be massively fucked!
Chicken attack
Chicken attack
Watch your back before it fades to black
They might look harmless
But they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
You're young and you're hungry
Perhaps short on money
I give you this chicken today
Its eggs for your dinner
Its legs for next winter
You won't have to steal again
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! (Go chicken go)
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! (Go chicken go)
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li
Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li
Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li...
- Man Of Nature

by Yan Vismok January 29, 2025

natural nikki

a girl so fucking beautiful, stunning, amazing, gorgeous, & fucking SEXY that she's a complete 10 even without makeup

if i see natural nikki i'm going to faint cause she's so HOT

by i am a nikki lover May 5, 2022

Natural Swag

When you put that shit on without trying. Swag is on another level 🔥

First person “I copied his outfit how come it doesn’t fit me like how it fits him” The Reply “it’s because he has natural swag bro”

“I put this shit on without trying because of that natural swag I have”

“Yo zag how come when I copied your outfit it doesn’t hit the same” “natural swag bro”

by Zagbros7 December 7, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Sparta, known for his eccentric and enigmatic nature, is bringing music that will bring back color to the culture by creating works of art that captivates the audience.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Sparta, known for his eccentric and enigmatic nature, is bringing music that will bring back color to the culture by creating works of art that captivates the audience.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Sparta, known for his eccentric and enigmatic nature, is bringing music that will bring back color to the culture by creating works of art that captivates the audience.<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

nature's napkins

the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.

Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.

The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.

"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"

"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"

by JimTheNickel July 3, 2009

Human nature

A response when people say "Why, why?"

Mike: Why, why?
Jenny: Because it's human nature.
Mike: Why, why, does she do me like that?

by OPOIPOIPOIOP{ March 8, 2024