This is the best person ever, that would check up on u no matter what, she’s amazing, BEAUTIFUL , smart, niceee, and she can make ur day 10000% better! U would basically be depressed if u ever lose her<3
by Peach_zrl November 29, 2021
by tavishi June 23, 2021
Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.
Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...
Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.
Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro
Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...
Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.
Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro
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by Lucaskijiji July 08, 2019
Jumbo jay is the bestest friend a the wild Serenar. The jumbo jay only comes out at night to drop coffee as the evaloo feelz bad for the coffee.
by Yeehaw jayda October 14, 2019
A lazy security guard that likes taking it up the butt, he also enjoys tongue punching fat man's fart boxes.
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