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Squidward nose

Inspired by the character Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, this is when you have a long penis, but it’s top-heavy and flaccid, and as a result, is floppy.
“Hey man, I heard Jamie couldn’t get it up last night, that squidward nose ruined the mood.”
by JimmyButler69 July 10, 2020
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mind's nose

When a odor lingers with you long after you experience it. Usually a foul smell.
Dude, I changed that poopy diaper hours ago and it's still in my mind's nose!
by Clarian June 29, 2011
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You must have a runny nose

Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.

Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Jack: Yo I was so productive today

John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!

Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!

John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
by Chillbro March 14, 2014
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Pin a rose on your nose

It certainly predates that sitcom “Full House” (where it was mostly used incorrectly) by several decades. “Pin a rose” refers to rewarding someone for a good deed. To say “pin a rose on your nose” was a sarcastic way of saying you think you deserve an award, but you really don’t. You might say it to a braggart. “Yeah, we’ll pin a rose (award) on you… On your nose!”

Saying sarcastically, “good for you,” or, “well aren’t you special” have similar meanings. It’s like saying, you think you’re so good, but you’re not all that.
Person 1: I haven’t missed a day of school since 2nd grade. Person 2: Well, pin a rose on your nose.
by CAEdge August 30, 2021
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penis nose

someones nose that is shaped like a penis.
aka joey avila
hey look dude joey has a "penis nose"
by alfredo gonzalez August 23, 2008
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Nosnits

An all-knowing floating head.
In the nosnits's words: "I am the supreme authority over all mankind. I know all, and control everything. I am everywhere. I am a giant floating head."

the Nosnits enjoys high-pitched screams. Its favorite movie is The Wizard of Oz, because it looks like the wizard.
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a picture of the Nosnits.
by Man Shoo August 10, 2008
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bellpepper ass nose

a male or female who has a big ass nose that controls there entire face
shawn is always talkin shit with his big ass bellpepper ass nose
by Mz.GOODIE June 19, 2009
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