Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.
If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:
a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or
b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!
It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:
a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or
b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!
It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”
Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010
Get the Sleep of Justicemug. Marijuana is nature's natural sleeping aid. Commonly used to alleviate symptoms associated with restlessness. If still unable to fall asleep, smoke another bowl. Smoke as many bowls as needed, up to the point of passing out. Consult with your street doctor and/or dispensary to obtain refills.
by mgibson746 October 8, 2014
Get the Sleeping Bowlmug. Sleeping Bagging, sometimes colloquially referred to as the Reverse Birth, is a proposed sexual move involving two adult humans, one of which must be female, whereby the female's vaginal canal and uterus are accessed in a manner analogous to entering a sleeping bag.
The technique was first described in early 2006; by 2009 the appearance of Octomom raised hopes that a female possessing sufficient vaginal elasticity might exist. This prompted an investigation into its feasibility; however, scientists have since concluded that, if it were implemented, Sleeping Bagging would have a 100% mortality rate for the female. Experts also believe that it would likely result in severe compressive injuries, hypoxia, and psychological trauma for the other partner. For these reasons, Sleeping Bagging remains a purely theoretical conjecture.
The technique was first described in early 2006; by 2009 the appearance of Octomom raised hopes that a female possessing sufficient vaginal elasticity might exist. This prompted an investigation into its feasibility; however, scientists have since concluded that, if it were implemented, Sleeping Bagging would have a 100% mortality rate for the female. Experts also believe that it would likely result in severe compressive injuries, hypoxia, and psychological trauma for the other partner. For these reasons, Sleeping Bagging remains a purely theoretical conjecture.
by Reverse Birther July 19, 2011
Get the Sleeping Baggingmug. Kat: Have you heard the new Drake song?
Mac: No not yet
Kat: 'You sleep asf' mac. You needa hear that new heat asp!
Mac: No not yet
Kat: 'You sleep asf' mac. You needa hear that new heat asp!
by KweenSosa October 8, 2016
Get the Sleep Asfmug. by BigIanDries June 18, 2018
Get the Window sleepmug. The false belief that you can somehow "pay yourself forward" for an upcoming real or potential lack of sleep.
"Won't you be tired staying up all night?"
"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"
"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"
"yeah huh I can"
"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."
"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"
"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"
"yeah huh I can"
"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."
by bigcatdaddy June 4, 2015
Get the sleep creditmug. This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!
by Zā November 20, 2019
Get the Sleeping Buritomug.