(BC-present) The oldest living man on Earth. Part of or witnessed nearly all the major events the world has seen. Has evolved over time and aged gracefully. Unwritten in the record books, this historic creature is described as highly intellectual, miniature in size and possess various behaviors (see definitions of Emo, Queer, Badheart, Cinderella Syndrome & Douche). With a sophisticated brain and an arguably wide experience, it is believed that He may have the largest stored information (evident in the size of his head) that along with it contains the missing pieces to complete the mysteries of the past. Though immensely intelligent, it is however an unanswered question as to why he hasn't graduated yet. Legend has it that constant heartbreak is the steady reason that has led him to innumerable failures and until this day he still struggles to overcome. Moreover, He without a doubt, deserves a place in history and Times Magazine should name him, "MAN OF TWO MILLENIUMS".
Unknown facts about Sir Greco Lazaro:
became the first man to tame a dinosaur
was the serpent who tempted eve (serpent only a symbol)
invented most ancient languages
designed the stonehenge
first person to ride a dragon
popularized homosexuality among Greek men
first person to acquire STD.
exiled by the Greeks for being a carrier of STD
joined forces with Xerxes to avenge himself against the Greeks
from 6 ft tall, downsized and molded himself to look like his idol Dr. Jose Rizal (current appearance)
Unknown facts about Sir Greco Lazaro:
became the first man to tame a dinosaur
was the serpent who tempted eve (serpent only a symbol)
invented most ancient languages
designed the stonehenge
first person to ride a dragon
popularized homosexuality among Greek men
first person to acquire STD.
exiled by the Greeks for being a carrier of STD
joined forces with Xerxes to avenge himself against the Greeks
from 6 ft tall, downsized and molded himself to look like his idol Dr. Jose Rizal (current appearance)
You're a Sir Greco Lazaro
derogatory statement that means you're old and gay
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derogatory statement that means you're old and gay
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by Sir Bottomslayer August 13, 2020
Get the Sir Bottomslayermug. An Underground Hip-Hop MC from New York City whom is also a indie filmmaker and photographer who goes by the alias "K-otic". His name "Sir Fuss" (Surface) originated from his days of recording in Basement Studios.
In an OZONE magazine article SIR FUSS explained the meaning of his name as.... "Everyone in this world judges Everyone no matter what. You grow up being told don't judge a book by it's cover but, we all do it. They say Perception is Reality. So your judged on what's on the Surface (SIR FUSS). I mean I have a lot of reasons behind word for me personally. One is I used to recorded at Below The Surface (BTS) Studios which actually was in the basement of this apartment complex so I used to say the name meant that I'm trying to work my way up to the surface" - SIR FUSS
In an OZONE magazine article SIR FUSS explained the meaning of his name as.... "Everyone in this world judges Everyone no matter what. You grow up being told don't judge a book by it's cover but, we all do it. They say Perception is Reality. So your judged on what's on the Surface (SIR FUSS). I mean I have a lot of reasons behind word for me personally. One is I used to recorded at Below The Surface (BTS) Studios which actually was in the basement of this apartment complex so I used to say the name meant that I'm trying to work my way up to the surface" - SIR FUSS
SIR FUSS dropped the craziest 16 bars on that track "Common Knowledge" from the Built for War mixtape.
by 13th Apostle July 24, 2009
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