Tourist's Neck

A colloquial name for an affliction that consists of neck and shoulder tension as the result of continual craning of the neck to look behind one's shoulder; presumed to be in fear of assailants in a foreign and unfriendly place.

Coined in the early 70s when European tourists to New York City (during its period of high crime and dysfunction) would persistently look behind their shoulders to check up on sketchy locals after hearing countless horror stories of brazen muggers and bloodthirsty thugs from overwrought TV reports—and would strain their necks to the point of stiffness because of the excessive compression.

Alfhild got a bad case of Tourist's Neck after visiting Los Angeles and needed an ice pack to relieve his stress; those special reports on downtown drive-by shootings were overkill.

by vanguardxl August 7, 2009

frog neck

The act of giving a blow job or head .

My wife gave me some good frog neck last night .
That hooker gives the best frog neck.

by crvtkd1 January 19, 2010

Fullhouse neck

When someone does something so stupid that everyone in the room or nearby necks them very hard.

-"Didn't the pilgrims build the grand canyon?"
-"No dumbass, you will now recieve a fullhouse neck."

by Chalkey May 6, 2011

Neck Mane

Hair growing out of control on the back of a male's head.

Jason: "So my neck mane is gettin' pretty out of control. I can't decide what I want to do with it"

Paul: "Bro, it's almost LAX season, you gotta keep the flow goin'"

by brozo-the-clown December 3, 2010

bobble-neck

also refered to as "chicken head", one that is very fluid with the neck, bobble action used when either showing emotion to coincide with verbal assault or oral pleasure, visually identical to a "bobble head" doll

My girlfriends are bunch of bobble-necks....all they do is talk shit about men all day.

or

I hooked up with this bobble neck last night...the way she moved her head....she really knew how to duck sick.

by Bruce Da Truth August 8, 2006

lava neck

A neck that looks melted as a result of a nasty and unfortuante bout with the acne.

Mark Mcguire has has a massive case of the lava neck!

by cheapfajita October 22, 2006

Neck-level

Thoroughly.

Person 1: "What're toy doing this weekend?"

Person 2: "Oh, just going to a party and getting neck-level munted, man."

by The Munted Man April 6, 2014