stealth masterbating

When one wacks off as quietly as possible so as to not disturb the people in the same room.

Sam: I hope no one notices I am stealth masterbating
Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!

by themanwiththeplan9192 April 4, 2010

Musters

The congestion of LA traffic, due to all the cars heading to the 405, making traffic, untill after the 405 entrances!

often sung with a little mock jingle, "we all must go to the 405, the 405"

"ugh look at thoes musters, were never going to be on time"

by Bmamma February 5, 2010

master bung blaster

Sensei of all ass pounding, fudge-packing, stromboli boys. Known to lurk in the shadows of elementary bathrooms awaiting tender bungs. A.K.A. Walter "Marvin".

Hey Timmy, I wouldn't go in there. MB squared is on the prowl.

by The Old Man (Slurth) April 21, 2005

masterblast

masterblast means to masterbate

i masterblast pretty much every night!

by monnie_o February 25, 2009

Master Funnery Sausage

E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.

Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.

by MLCpl August 6, 2010

Master Douche

A jerk who has mastered the art of being an asshole

The CBS executive who fired Charlie Sheen is a Master Douche. Master Douche's are NOT winners!

by Makiavelli March 30, 2011

Master Chief

The most amazing soldier in all of history. As a Spartan II, he was trained to be the best soldier ever. He has saved thousands of galaxies and planets, and is definitely better than Spartacus, pie, the muffin man, and cute puppies. Do not anger his epicness.

Master Chief: Hey ladies, I just got back from saving the universe.

Ladies: OMFG!!!!! SIGN OUR BODIES IN PERMANENT MARKER!!!!!!!!

by The God of Halo 4 December 27, 2012