when someone (mainly a guy) trys to suck your dick and u smack 'em in the forehead with your wang. it leaves a mushroom-shaped mark.... hence mushroom tattoo
(n.) A person with a forehead disproportional in size to thier jaw, thus giving th appearance that thier head is mushroom shaped. This leads people to believe that the band are fans of Quentin Tarantino.
the act of pushing the tip of your own cock into your anus - just slightly - thereby inking your tip - and then imprinting the mushroom image onto said victim
If you don't get off of my lawn, I'm gonna mushroomstamp all you little bastards!
The homosexual act of rubbing the tip of ones penis against the tip of another man's penis for the purpose of sexual pleasure.
Ken took Benhome after meeting at The Manhole. They were so aroused in each others presence that they whiped out their erect cocks and started mushroom smashing until ken unleashed his man paste all over Ben's hairy chest.
The name of one person every century who is godlike.
You may be the real MushroomBoy if your class ring says MushroomBoy, or if you where sandals year-round, dispite the sometimes snowy climate you live in.