leave me in your mother

A phrase one says when he is annoyed.

Israel: "Hey, man, let's smoke some weed!".
Zion: "ah, leave me in your mother, I gotta do my homework!".

by Jtm April 5, 2005

motherfucker

is a (1)PERSON, (2)PLACE, (3)THING, or (4)EVENT.

(1) "That MOTHERFUCKER owes me fifty dollars"
(2) "Let's get outta this MOTHERFUCKER"
(3) "Where'd that MOTHERFUCKIN' thing go!!??"
(4) "This MOTHERFUCKER is wack, let's get the fuck out!"

by JEENO October 17, 2003

mother goose

A female - usually the oldest, the least attractive, and the biggest prude - who takes charge and hovers over a group of female friends while out drinking.

Exceptionally good at the cockblock. Usually rounds up the other girls to go home just as you're about to hook up with one.

Commonly found leading groups of sorority girls.

Jill was all over me at the bar last night, but then Mother Goose Janet laid down the cockblock and took her home just as it got good.

by Nick North January 16, 2008

Your Mother's Stank Vagina

Man this shit fucking STINKS!!!!!!

oh god, who the fuck farted

by stenchvictim August 9, 2004

mother superior

The name of the heroin dealer in the film Trainspotting.

I'm off to see mother superior for a hit.

by aqua_scummm April 30, 2008

mother in law

1.Most foul, devious, manipulative, evil, premeditated, fake, smile in your face while stabbing you in the back, worst plague God has ever sent upon us...especially me.

2. The beast who bore my husband.

3. Root of all evil. Angel of Death

I would rather suck on exhaust fumes than live with my mother in law.

by Anra September 26, 2005

motherfungry

Motherfucking hungry. See fungry.

I'm so motherfungry, I'd eat a sandwich from a gas station.

by Enward July 21, 2005