tweaker midnight

The hours between 4 and 7am, when early birds are waking up from a good night's sleep, but drug users or "tweakers" are still up from the night before.

"Hey Jim, you're up bright and early today!"

"Nah Bob, I'm just still awake from yesterday. Been smoking crack for 12 hours, it's Tweaker Midnight for me dawg."

by flurpy May 20, 2022

midnight spaghetti

When someone is acting in an incredibly annoying, bland way. Used as a derogatory term.

Wow, Susan is being midnight spaghetti right now!

by KiwisDictionary July 1, 2021

Midnight Oak

Is when you have a boner in the evening.

John:"Dude! I have Midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tommy:"Sucks for you!"

by XxTrapQueenxX January 5, 2016

Midnight Munching

A midnight snack.

My mom didn’t know I was midnight munching when she was asleep.

by Misty Marcaño September 17, 2023

midnight haircut

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.

Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”

by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021

Midnight Hammer

In the middle of the night, while your girl sleep, you sneak over to the side of her bed, then drop the biggest load of your life onto her face.

After my girlfriend got in an argument with my bro, I had to unleash the midnight hammer on her. She didn’t suspect a thing!

by Quailz June 22, 2025

midnight oak

Is when you get a boner in the night time.

Chris:"Yo man I got midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tom:"Sucks to be you!"

by XxTrapQueenxX January 4, 2016