michael dukakis

An extreme loser. One who not only looks the part of a loser but acts the part as well. In reference to the Democratic presidential candidate of 1988 with the outrageous eyebrows and some of the worst political strategy ever.

Kid #1: Dude did you see that guy just fall off the roof?

Kid #2: Haha...yeah what a michael dukakis!

by livillgringo April 2, 2009

Brett Michaels

(adj.) excessively large and fake.

"That girl has Brett Michaels tits."
(Watch Rock of Love. The word will make so much more sense.)

by tits s. January 18, 2009

Michael Bolton's toes

Noun: A "secret", publicly acceptable word, to let your friends know that someone nearby has nipples visible through their clothing.

(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)

1. "Michael Bolton's toes!" used in no other context, so as to obscure it's true meaning. Do NOT say "That chick has Michael Bolton's toes."

by Atom G September 1, 2008

Dirty Michael

When your having sex with your partner from behind and you turn them over and spray them In the face with OFF bug spray.

Bro, she was wylin so I hit em with a dirty Michael lmao

by Boofgod69 August 1, 2022

Michael Vick

One of the most exciting, yet overated quarterbacks in the NFL. He will never win a Super Bowl, mainly because he is a running Quarterback.

First, tell me how many scrambling QB's that have won a championship. Now tell me how many Pocket Passers that have won a championship. Better yet, name the last ten Super Bowl winning Quarterbacks and whether they were running Quarterbacks or pocket passers. Exactly...

Michael Vick will never lead his team to a Super Bowl unless he improves his passing.

by True QB September 5, 2006

Michael

Some random asshole that you're friends with but kind of don't want to be

This dude is a total Michael.

by Fuck you 🖕 January 12, 2018

Michaelene

A beautiful sexy woman in her mid 30's whom wants to experience life, and love. She has a passion for fine food and wine and would do anything for the man she adores. She is an amazing woman to have in your life and you find yourself thinking nothing but of the way she moves, the way she smiles and her beautiful eyes.

That is one sexy Michaelene

by Mikki MJ May 13, 2011