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mega creep

A mega creep is a creep but worse.

In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.

Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,

wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually, without emotional reason to, and being predatory does.

The mega creep does all of that with extremely creepy (not cute) smiles, tongue licking and finger wiggling gestures, wanting to Joe Biden sniff anyone he is attracted to

There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone, many bisexual people are awesome & many awesome people are bisexual

But the mega creep is not one of them

And whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean but not creepy to the other one:

The mega creep is creepy to both.

When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
Terry is a mega creep. He needs to fix himself ASAP.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
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Mega Flip

To ingest mushrooms, MDMA, and LSD in the same sitting.

See also Hippie Flip and Candy Flip, and combine the two.
>Did you guys Mega Flip?
>Yeah, we let our strips of acid dissolve, then we ate a couple molly pills each, and added some mushroom chocolates. I was so fuckin high, I thought my brain was gonna melt, but like, in the best way.
by Skewed Script April 22, 2023
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mega D

this is diya, she's called mega D for a reason
"oh how i wish to see that mega d"
"woah its mega d"
by dibbles_ June 4, 2023
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Mega rape

When megaman's arm turns into a dick and he fucks you
Mega rape is the weakness of Feminist Woman
by zRexxz June 16, 2023
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Mega-Tard

A guy named Aidan with mega-tism
Man Aidan is a Mega-Tard”
by Madsspam22 July 28, 2023
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Mega Pint

A pint glass containing a large glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice and a splash of soda.

5 down and you’re fucked.
No beers for me today John… I’m on the mega pints
by Lynny79 August 14, 2023
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Mega Gay

n. A state of being, directly related to the idea of being on the far spectrum of homosexuality.
Sean has been more gay than usual, I think he’s becoming mega gay.
by Cacaman31 August 29, 2023
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