Matthew
Matthew by Ostrich butler June 25, 2020
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Matthew can be a very nice guy but at the same time be a fucking retard. He has a constant obsession with turtles but doesn’t let that passion get in the way of his godly COD snipes. Also as other matthews he is known to be forever stuck as a virgin.
matthew by Voltdefines July 20, 2020
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Matthew is the type of dude to play fortnite while his girl with the big tits is riding the pony on his enchanted sword and his friend Dixon cider lives in a mini bus and likes to play charades with his nans ex boyfriend
Person No.1 : Damn that guy looks like a Matthew
Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles
Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles
Matthew by Emogirl69 ;) July 24, 2020
Matthew
Person 1: Man look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY
The squirrel: *starts crying*
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY
The squirrel: *starts crying*
Matthew by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020
Matthew
Person 1: look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY!
Squirrel: *starts crying*
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY!
Squirrel: *starts crying*
Matthew by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020
Matthew
They are lovers of Chickens. When it comes to Chickens, Matthew’s can not get enough of them. Matthew’s walk around talking about how big their Chicken is and brags how his 1 Cock in the barn takes care of all the Chickens.
Matthew’s also break’s everything they touch.
You can Normally hear Matthew’s bragging about their 2 Stokes.
Matthew’s catch phrases normally are, Right Gerald? And Braaap!!!
Matthew’s also break’s everything they touch.
You can Normally hear Matthew’s bragging about their 2 Stokes.
Matthew’s catch phrases normally are, Right Gerald? And Braaap!!!
Dam!! Wish I had Chicken’s like Matthew’s.
Don’t let Matthew touch it, or it will never run right again.
Fucking 2 Stroke Bud..
Don’t let Matthew touch it, or it will never run right again.
Fucking 2 Stroke Bud..
Matthew by HondaReverb August 19, 2020
Matthew
Matthew is very stupid but smarter than Ryan. The only game hes good at is PePePooPoo check. He also LOVES MACKENSE
Matthew by Rhinothealbino69420 August 20, 2020