Mentally Masturbating

Adjective: A state a mind where you seem aloof but brain function is occurring.

Just so you don't think I was mentally masturbating all day here is that excel spreadsheet you requested.

by patmyballs July 10, 2009

Masturbation Technician

Someone whose job it is to jerk people off for medical reasons

When I grow up I want to be a masturbation technician

by Bigdickpreston September 20, 2016

Masturbation Wrinkles

When a guy jerks off more than 2 times a week, and they get wrinkly dicks from it. Especially bad when they are semi-soft.

"Girl , I went to go down on him and he had masturbation wrinkles, I left out of there.

by THEREALHONESTBRUTALBIATCH October 22, 2017

Masturbation Station

A place where males and females masturbate and take turns

After I do my chores I’ll ask I can go to the masturbation station with koen

by Boobiejams January 23, 2019

Masturbation will make you go blind

Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.

Grandma said masturbation will make you go blind

by Yourwrongangel November 3, 2020

Masturbation Station

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Lluvia García, Masturbation Station
I'm watching Porn right now;When Nelson Was Fucking Me!

by Anonimo369 March 16, 2022

masturbation addict

the guy that decides to announce when he 's gonna watch hentai, and no one cares because he is arab mantas kid AAAAA

this masturbation addict is so weird he just cums every minute

by Kattini April 19, 2022