by Sawyer404notfound March 15, 2017

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.
by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020

A code word between Violet, Cassidy, and Mckenzie for their period. They also have a code word for bathroom, it's called Texas
Hey Cassidy I'm riding a boat on the Purple Mississippi. But I have to travel to Texas before I can go to our next class.
by Middle name is Marie July 18, 2016

6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.
Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger
Girl 2: How do you know that?
Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup
Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk
Girl 2: How do you know that?
Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup
Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk
by largermouthbass October 28, 2021

When you gather the boys around for a cold one and you take turns dipping your pecker into the neck of one (1) bottle of brew, the chap with the smallest wang, or the one whose Johnson touches said brew must chug the salty ale.
"Me and the 12 lads were taking turns with the Mississippi Dip and Jackson came up short and had to chug the whole thing"
"Good Times"
"Good Times"
by letsleavethisplanet December 17, 2019

The 7th layer of hell (or Mississippi, for short) is a conservative police state with humidity, forests, obese people, cracked up roads with tons of potholes.
It has the worst healthcare, education, lowest life expectancy in the entire union.
The people in this state are extremely rude to you, unless you have a pocket full of cash.
Louisiana is grateful that that Mississippi exists, because now Louisiana doesn't have to take the spot for the worst state in the union.
It has the worst healthcare, education, lowest life expectancy in the entire union.
The people in this state are extremely rude to you, unless you have a pocket full of cash.
Louisiana is grateful that that Mississippi exists, because now Louisiana doesn't have to take the spot for the worst state in the union.
Man, thank God I'm not in that dump called Mississippi anymore. Thank goodness for places like California.
by ism_ist July 4, 2022

Joe, Jane, and Susan performed a Mississippi Snowball so that they weren’t in violation of the Mississippi “Conception Begins at Erection” Act.
by Mississippi Snowballer January 24, 2025
