A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget
by Matt stoney October 19, 2022
Get the Crack-litmug. Lit' is a prison term, or gang reference short for literature, that is used by gangs, to discribe if something is gangster.
by J.d. salanger May 25, 2019
Get the Lit'mug. Acronym: L(Ife) I(ntercepting) T(ime) -LIT: Depicting A Mode or attitude.
I.e.: When you're on the level of "fucked up" where you're entire mind/body has been altered to the point that time is irrelevant and anybody/everybody is worth talking too.
EX: BOOM, it's suddenly 4:02am and you have no idea how you got here or how you passed the last few hours of your time sitting in the dark, happily listening to a candle "crackle" so, you break out your phone and start texting "friends". New, old, good or bad. It doesn't matter, if they answer you love them, even that hideous one-night stand from 4 years ago. Everybody gets love and You love them hard for a little but you still get angry at the ones that don't answer, because "why aren't you like, up at 4:15 am with me; talking about the universe's secrets, or like, enjoying life and this candle's majestic 'crackle' with me and shit."
Because - when you're this fuckedup, time is irrelevant and you can stop the sun from rising and Wednesday morning from coming. It's LIT
see also, LITuation, Lit Mode
I.e.: When you're on the level of "fucked up" where you're entire mind/body has been altered to the point that time is irrelevant and anybody/everybody is worth talking too.
EX: BOOM, it's suddenly 4:02am and you have no idea how you got here or how you passed the last few hours of your time sitting in the dark, happily listening to a candle "crackle" so, you break out your phone and start texting "friends". New, old, good or bad. It doesn't matter, if they answer you love them, even that hideous one-night stand from 4 years ago. Everybody gets love and You love them hard for a little but you still get angry at the ones that don't answer, because "why aren't you like, up at 4:15 am with me; talking about the universe's secrets, or like, enjoying life and this candle's majestic 'crackle' with me and shit."
Because - when you're this fuckedup, time is irrelevant and you can stop the sun from rising and Wednesday morning from coming. It's LIT
see also, LITuation, Lit Mode
Friend1 : "why the hell did you text me a poem about a candle "crackling" at 4:34am?
Friend2: "oops... Sorry I was LIT and looking back at my texts... Jesus should have taken my iPhone instead of the wheel. It's going to be an awkward day of 'sorry I was LIT' conversations."
Friend1: "you really need to stop hanging out with Molly on work nights, you got too LIT for a Tuesday night. How're you going to get through today?"
Friend 2: idk but man you can bet I'll still be fucking lit all day long. "too lit", there's no such thing.
Friend2: "oops... Sorry I was LIT and looking back at my texts... Jesus should have taken my iPhone instead of the wheel. It's going to be an awkward day of 'sorry I was LIT' conversations."
Friend1: "you really need to stop hanging out with Molly on work nights, you got too LIT for a Tuesday night. How're you going to get through today?"
Friend 2: idk but man you can bet I'll still be fucking lit all day long. "too lit", there's no such thing.
by Rebecca Laba May 18, 2016
Get the LITmug. by This Chihuahua Hero June 11, 2017
Get the Litmug. 
Noun; Islanders mixed with Asian blood that, when intoxicated, have a bad Asian Glow that is very noticeable and can at times be annoying when people constantly bring it up.
Prim: "I think this beer is starting to turn me red pretty quick"
Chelu: "Prim me too lmaoo"
Par: "ITS THE LIT LOBSTERS"
Chelu: "Prim me too lmaoo"
Par: "ITS THE LIT LOBSTERS"
by LitLobster November 11, 2018
Get the Lit Lobstersmug. by fub9wry7tqiwrar3wr3 March 16, 2023
Get the Lit shitmug.