landing pad

(stomach; back) When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out cumming on her stomach or back during sex.

My girlfriend has a sweet ass landing pad.

by boobookittyfuck February 8, 2005

land of eggs

An island off the coast of Africa made entirely from eggs. Its native enhabitants (the eggamos) have lived there for many centuries.

"Land ahoy! ..... Wait a minute, i do belive that island is made of eggs!"

by Peter Nelson February 7, 2004

Land cruiser

A total piece of crap mostly used by women and closest gay men who have had more sex with farm yard animals than humans
Must never be used off road !!!
As it's diff's and drive line brake when driving over any obstacle larger than a brick and has less flex than almost any ride on lawn mower

Hay that holden commodore made it down that dirt road the land cruiser should make it.

That pot hole looks a bit big may need a nissan patrol to tow the land cruiser through it

by Mugshots February 18, 2019

R-lands

see richlands

by Emily November 4, 2003

landing strip

The strip of facial hair that begins under a man's lower lip and ends at his chin.

My pussy came down hard on my man's landing strip last night

by Berry Flomar January 15, 2004

knotts landing

A place upon the mountain where a Knott resides. Knott is an old english term referring to a mountain top, or ridgeline. Knotts Landing should have a good vantage to survey the valley or lowlands below. Coined from the Scottish Highlanders and the brothers of thistle.

"Lets go to Knotts Landing"
"Lets not and say we did."
"What is the fun in that?"
"I dunno lets just go to 'the lil wal' and wait for him there instead."

by knotts knot February 4, 2010

Fields Landing

A very cold small town in California right on the bay. consits of crazy people, old people, few kids, a small post office, ampartments, drug dealers, and some docks.

fields landing is the perfect place for enternal punishment.

by S.B.U.S.D.#12 April 27, 2011