landing pad

(stomach; back) When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out cumming on her stomach or back during sex.

My girlfriend has a sweet ass landing pad.

by boobookittyfuck February 8, 2005

land of eggs

An island off the coast of Africa made entirely from eggs. Its native enhabitants (the eggamos) have lived there for many centuries.

"Land ahoy! ..... Wait a minute, i do belive that island is made of eggs!"

by Peter Nelson February 7, 2004

Land cruiser

A total piece of crap mostly used by women and closest gay men who have had more sex with farm yard animals than humans
Must never be used off road !!!
As it's diff's and drive line brake when driving over any obstacle larger than a brick and has less flex than almost any ride on lawn mower

Hay that holden commodore made it down that dirt road the land cruiser should make it.

That pot hole looks a bit big may need a nissan patrol to tow the land cruiser through it

by Mugshots February 18, 2019

R-lands

see richlands

by Emily November 4, 2003

landing strip

The strip of facial hair that begins under a man's lower lip and ends at his chin.

My pussy came down hard on my man's landing strip last night

by Berry Flomar January 15, 2004

Landing strip

A strip of land that is for Aircraft, not nsfw shit

A: That's a landing strip
B: What? you want to see my landing strip
A: Really, can you stop being that fucking disgusting

by British Paciic June 8, 2020

Land Crab

A 'Land Crab' is a person that is very un-accustomed to the sea. Or one that IS accustomed to the sea - but just do not like it.
This term is derived from the norwegian word 'Landkrabbe'.

The other guys wanted him to get in the boat with them, but since there was a bit of wind, and him being a land crab, he declined and walked away..

by SAMANTICMAN February 12, 2019