LARD

Lazzle Azzle Razzle Dazzle

Did you use any lard in these biscuits, they're delicious!

by Hobbisan July 23, 2023

Laiden

The sweetest guy you could ever meet. All Laidens have the best personality and sense of humor. Talking with them could go on for hours because somehow they make every conversation interesting. They could do anything and manage to make it work, somehow i’ve never gotten the ick from a Laiden. (They also look phenomenal so that’s a bonus)

Friend: “You only ever talk about Laiden”

Me: “What can I say he’s always on my mind”

by pinkblanket August 13, 2023

lard boy

fat

u r lard boy

by a lard boy August 18, 2023

Lard ball

Lard ball is used as an insult to those who're eitheir fat or obese.

Garfield: What's good Odie, you skinny dog.

Odie: Fuck you Lard ball.

by Skibidi Porft fart123 December 14, 2023

Lard Knight

A man all too eager to defend fat women; a white knight for the overweight.

"My god that bitch is fat"

"Yeah and you're being a fatphobic creep"

"Shut the fuck up lard knight"

by GoldyOne December 22, 2023

Laid Up

It’s a phrase that’s used to describe when you’re temporarily out of action due to illness or injury or a disability.

Basically it’s a stste of being disabled or being forced to lay low, again because of sickness or injury & you’re either in the hospital or confined to your bed at home.

“Hey man! How’s your brother?” “Yo, he’s laid up in the hospital.” “WHAT?! What happened?” “Car accident man.” “Oh dude, sorry! Give him my best.”

by Big Antz December 29, 2023

Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.

* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024