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landing pad

(stomach; back) When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out cumming on her stomach or back during sex.
by boobookittyfuck February 8, 2005
mugGet the landing padmug.

land of eggs

An island off the coast of Africa made entirely from eggs. Its native enhabitants (the eggamos) have lived there for many centuries.
"Land ahoy! ..... Wait a minute, i do belive that island is made of eggs!"
by Peter Nelson February 7, 2004
mugGet the land of eggsmug.

Land cruiser

A total piece of crap mostly used by women and closest gay men who have had more sex with farm yard animals than humans
Must never be used off road !!!
As it's diff's and drive line brake when driving over any obstacle larger than a brick and has less flex than almost any ride on lawn mower
Hay that holden commodore made it down that dirt road the land cruiser should make it.

That pot hole looks a bit big may need a nissan patrol to tow the land cruiser through it
by Mugshots February 18, 2019
mugGet the Land cruisermug.

R-lands

by Emily November 4, 2003
mugGet the R-landsmug.

landing strip

The strip of facial hair that begins under a man's lower lip and ends at his chin.
My pussy came down hard on my man's landing strip last night
by Berry Flomar January 15, 2004
mugGet the landing stripmug.

Land Crab

A 'Land Crab' is a person that is very un-accustomed to the sea. Or one that IS accustomed to the sea - but just do not like it.
This term is derived from the norwegian word 'Landkrabbe'.
The other guys wanted him to get in the boat with them, but since there was a bit of wind, and him being a land crab, he declined and walked away..
by SAMANTICMAN February 12, 2019
mugGet the Land Crabmug.

Gray Land

A territory or piece of land that trades hands between ownership so much, everyone stops caring who owns it.

In the board game Risk, it's when two or more people fight over one territory every single fucking turn. It's a large waste of time, unless that territory is something like the one thing you need to own the continent.
Person: The Louisana Territory was Gray Land before it was bought by the USA. Like six countries owned it before we did.

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Red Player: I want Brazil!

Blue Player: No, I want Brazil!

Green Player: I want something that isn't Gray Land.
by iamthelaw_633 December 27, 2010
mugGet the Gray Landmug.

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