The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.
Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
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I pulled a Kamie on my boss in the morning meeting and told him the market research was all done. Now I have to spend the night surveying 500 of my female friends about their male underware preferences.
by Elias Birgham September 3, 2007
Get the Pulled a Kamie mug.On October 21st at Kamiak High School, everyone has the free assurance to ask their teacher anything they want. And the teacher must answer honestly back no matter what it is. Each student has one question per teacher. If the teacher chooses not to answer, then you have the right to walk out of class.
Hey! Mrs. Stengele! Am I your favorite student?
“I’m not going to answer that little jimmy”
“But it’s October 21st at Kamiak!”
“Still that’s a no”
“Ima head out”
“I’m not going to answer that little jimmy”
“But it’s October 21st at Kamiak!”
“Still that’s a no”
“Ima head out”
by Demarchus the third October 20, 2019
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On this day, everyone has the easy approach to slap the back of people’s necks randomly. If slapped by a person on the back of their neck, this represents the love the other one has for them. The more powerful the hit, the greater love they have for you. Or they just find you a bitch.
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On this day, everyone has the easy approach to slap the back of people’s necks randomly. If slapped by a person on the back of their neck, this represents the love the other one has for them. The more powerful the hit, the greater love they have for you. Or they just find you a bitch.
Submit videos of you completing this and get it posted on the account. (@dailychallengesofkamiak) on Instagram.
Aidan Russell walks up to his best amigo and slap-necks the shit out of him from behind on November 22nd at Kamiak.
“What the fuck was that for?”🙎🏼 ♂️
“For being a bitch” 🙆🏽 ♂️
“What the fuck was that for?”🙎🏼 ♂️
“For being a bitch” 🙆🏽 ♂️
by Days at Kamiak Official November 21, 2021
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