Eats kangaroo

Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl

"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."

by T to the Homm October 18, 2009

rotten kangaroo

The act of taking a shit in a fat persons belly button.

Sean- "hey matt did you fuck that fat chick last night?"
Matt- "no i just gave her a rotten kangaroo"
Sean-"awesome"

by 69420yolo May 23, 2014

cuz kangaroos

A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either

a. stupid

or

b. the answerer does not want to answer the question

EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

by happykitten267 April 6, 2015

Black kanga

A sexy ass male that attracts many women and is a master in the wrestling mat and in the sheets often named

did u see that black kanga

by Schnoebs July 14, 2016

Kyung Kang

a loser who seems very intimidating but is actually soft as fuck. Believe it or not, he's pretty much a sub. He's basically a male yandere. asshole.

A: Do you know Kyung Kang?
B: That bitch obsessed with Blackpink and sushi?

by yEETBITCHH August 12, 2017

James Kang

A rare breed of an Australian Kangaroo, typically found in the outbacks of the region.

The James Kang, quietly sneaks through the brush.

by Report Gangplank September 2, 2017

Handy Kangaroo

A guy who gives Kangaroos hand jobs on the daily

DUDE! Isn’t jaedon such a handy kangaroo?

by HandyKangaroo October 22, 2017