Josh's mum

God's final gift to humanity, the perfect woman. Considered to be a myth by some cultures, as the only images of her were discovered on a camera phone belonging to an English backpacker, who disappeared near Melbourne in 2002.

"You're so pale. You look like you just saw Josh's mum."

by BlackVegie October 20, 2008

Josh Brothers

The mentally unstable brothers that are locked in the closet. There are three of them, all have there own closet in the classroom and one is more unstable than the others. The most unstable Josh brother is tied to the wall.

Shut the fuck up Josh Brothers, your gonna get me in trouble with the police

I think the teacher is going back in the closet to check on the Josh Brothers again

by BallFartAssDick December 3, 2018

josh peterson

literally the sweetest, cutest, funniest, and most amazing person ever! if you are lucky enough to date a josh, make sure you are good to him cause you'll never find anyone else like him. he loves to play jokes and just mess around. he's always up to something, good or bad, but he's the best. he can be shallow at times, but he only wants the best for you. he can make anyone smile at any time. i love you josh! <3

you need to get yourself a josh peterson!
ya! i do need a josh peterson!

by Ice butch February 25, 2018

Josh Curtis

A shoulder swinging lash monster dance move.

Rythmic swinging move totally out of tune to the music.

Done before, during and after a night.

We knew the night was going to be a good one once someone started doing the Josh Curtis.

Should have seen me doing the Josh Curtis last night, what a state I was in.

by Wonderboy09 January 9, 2013

josh nuts

funny prank to mess with your friends

persion: josh
person 2: who is josh
person: josh nuts

by Crabby_Souls October 17, 2020

Josh Freeman

When someone throws an ugly, inaccurate pass that sails way over your head. We call that the Josh Freeman throw.

(Greg Jennings) "Damn, dude just threw me a Josh Freeman."

(Jerome Simpson) "Yeah dude, Dan Conner almost leveled you!"

(Christian Ponder) *ON THE SIDELINE* "Urgh!"

by A Viking's wide receiver October 23, 2013

josh veach

The most respectful guy you will ever met. He has the most amazing eyes, that when you look into them you just forget everything else and get lost in them. He knows how to make his girlfriend happier than anything in the world. He has the biggest heart ever. And don't get me started on his looks. He's the most handsome guy I've ever seen in my life.

That girl is so lucky to have him. I wish I could have a Josh Veach!

by A Very Luckyy Girllll May 1, 2016