computer jockey

computer jockey (as opposed to DJ or disc jockey). comes from the theory that, since many DJs no longer spin actual vinyl, and the spinning of CDs on CDJs may even wane in the future towards complete use of sound files, the title of the DJ should also change to represent the shift in our culture towards all digital media, and to indicate the ending of the "disc" era.

while some might argue that it doesn't matter if one spins actual discs in order to have the title DJ, others argue that the distinction between CJ and DJ gives due respect to those who paved the way by learning the arduous processes involved in wax manipulation.

...and tonight we have a special guest for you. Computer Jockey Skribble on the keyboard rockin the house!

by CJ DJ June 22, 2006

Dick Jockey

a female who likes to ride a dick.

Man #1: Dude i heard you girlfriend was a dick jockey.

Man #2: Yep she was riding my dick all night long.

by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009

cock Jockey

A girl or fag who loves riding dick like a fat kid loves cake. Usually used as an insult between guys.

"I heard jared singing 'rocketman'! I told you he was a total cock jockey."

by W.H.Sandwich shop February 4, 2009

gin jockey

A female Abouriginie fucker

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Cock Jockey

A woman who rides a different penis every day/night.

I've heard she's a cock jockey. Might want to wrap that up properly, maybe even spray some Purell.

by Joe Spring December 14, 2010

Neck on him like a jockey's bollocks

Someone who is prepared to take risks to gain a substantial prize

"Yer man there. He has a neck on him like a jockey's bollocks."

by Lester Piglet June 12, 2017

knob jockey

a man who likes a cock up their bum hole

every gay man is a knob jockey

by Healy-the-smackhead November 5, 2004