This term is used to describe the embarrassing event in which a male reaches his climax, causing him to ejaculate. When he checks to see his jizz, there is nothing there, as if he ejaculated nothing but a ghost.
by Sonny the Stuntman December 19, 2008

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

When a girl is engaging in sexual activities and splooges
Ex:”Jaelenn:Oh yes Ricky keep going, *squirt enters mouth*. Oh no!”... *3 months later* Ricky:”I’m pregnant with our attack helicopter”
Ex:”Jaelenn:Oh yes Ricky keep going, *squirt enters mouth*. Oh no!”... *3 months later* Ricky:”I’m pregnant with our attack helicopter”
by The Foopinator August 7, 2017

The congealed, dry snot-like substance that forms as a consequence of rubbing dried or drying jizz off of one's skin. Jizz boogers are most commonly formed during a second round of sex after finishing inside a vagina or rectum. The action of continued thrusting and withdrawing of one's cock inside of such a jizz-filled orifice will cause the jizz to dry and coagulate into boogers around the area of intercourse. Jizz boogers may also occur after letting jizz dry on one's skin and subsequently trying to rub it off. Not to be confused with smegma.
Guy 1: "So we started having sex again after I finished inside her, and after 20 minutes she was all dry and I had jizz boogers all over my cock"
Guy 2: "Dude, thats gross, you should definitely use some lube next time"
Guy 2: "Dude, thats gross, you should definitely use some lube next time"
by Chef the Botchmaster May 30, 2011

by Beach_Boys February 21, 2019

Small bugs/flys/moths that spend time flying around smelly people/areas in large groups.
Usually found around dirty perverts, sluts and smelly people!
Usually found around dirty perverts, sluts and smelly people!
by The Moth man July 12, 2011

When an obsessed man creeps his way into his female friends bedroom after she had sex with her boyfriend and sniffs the wet spot.
by Shgnasty69 May 18, 2016
