Ghost Jizz

This term is used to describe the embarrassing event in which a male reaches his climax, causing him to ejaculate. When he checks to see his jizz, there is nothing there, as if he ejaculated nothing but a ghost.

Mary: How was the sex last night?
Sarah: oh, it was horrible, he had ghost jizz.

by Sonny the Stuntman December 19, 2008

jizz blizz

When a man pulls out and ejaculates all over the female in small dots on her body to make it appear like she is covered in snow, presumably from being stuck outside in a blizzard.

She wouldn't swallow, so I gave her a jizz blizz as payback. Let it snow, bitches!

by thesexmasterxoxo December 1, 2011

jizz newton

ejaculating high above head then having it splash down upon yourself

what happened
jizz newton

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

Jizz Jousters

Two gay men who dual by shooting hot gummy loads at each other with the intent of harming one another.

Sam and Walter, jizz jousters, both rushed to the hospital for eye injuries as a result of jizz jousting.

by Silence Kills December 20, 2008

Jizz-hatting

During a male-heavy orgy when one individual's head is covered with jizz and left to dry over a matter of hours until the thickness and texture resembles that of a hat.

See Turkish Cum Bath

Hey Mary, I love that new stylish hat you have on! Where did you buy it?

Oh silly, I didn't buy it. The boys came over for a friendly session of jizz-hatting last night!

by Turkish cum goblin September 22, 2011

Jizz Khalifa

When you cum in a girls mouth and make her a hit a blunt before she swallows.

I heard you gave your girlfriend got a jizz khalifa

by Beach_Boys February 21, 2019

jizz ride

the act of jizzing on a females breasts, and then proceeding to slide down her chest using the jizz as a lubricant.

Guy 1: So what did you and Susan do last night?
Guy 2: I took the most amazing jizz ride of my life.
Guy 1: Nice.

by Bamph March 22, 2009