Ghost Jizz

This term is used to describe the embarrassing event in which a male reaches his climax, causing him to ejaculate. When he checks to see his jizz, there is nothing there, as if he ejaculated nothing but a ghost.

Mary: How was the sex last night?
Sarah: oh, it was horrible, he had ghost jizz.

by Sonny the Stuntman December 19, 2008

jizz newton

ejaculating high above head then having it splash down upon yourself

what happened
jizz newton

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

jizz blizz

When a man pulls out and ejaculates all over the female in small dots on her body to make it appear like she is covered in snow, presumably from being stuck outside in a blizzard.

She wouldn't swallow, so I gave her a jizz blizz as payback. Let it snow, bitches!

by thesexmasterxoxo December 1, 2011

jizz spokesman

An extremely perverted 13 yr old australian boy that is always telling other people and other girls around his age on text that he watches hentai every night, how much he jizzes every time he faps, the size of his dick, the filename of the porn folders he has on his phone, the specific content in the folders, the type of porn he watches, and the last time he fapped.

Hey, that damn jizz spokesman chase keeps telling this girl sarah that he measured his dick the other day and said it was 4 inches and even posted it on youtube, and last night he told my fucking girlfriend about a folder on his phone called that has animal crossing isabelle porn in it.

by EenBeen June 11, 2020

Jizz Khalifa

When you cum in a girls mouth and make her a hit a blunt before she swallows.

I heard you gave your girlfriend got a jizz khalifa

by Beach_Boys February 21, 2019

Jizz-hatting

During a male-heavy orgy when one individual's head is covered with jizz and left to dry over a matter of hours until the thickness and texture resembles that of a hat.

See Turkish Cum Bath

Hey Mary, I love that new stylish hat you have on! Where did you buy it?

Oh silly, I didn't buy it. The boys came over for a friendly session of jizz-hatting last night!

by Turkish cum goblin September 22, 2011

girl jizz

When a girl is engaging in sexual activities and splooges
Ex:”Jaelenn:Oh yes Ricky keep going, *squirt enters mouth*. Oh no!”... *3 months later* Ricky:”I’m pregnant with our attack helicopter”

Jaelenn girl jizzed all over Ricky because he is so hot and pleasures women well

by The Foopinator August 7, 2017