Jessica Simpson Syndrome

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

by Michael F. January 31, 2005

sarah jessica parker

An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.

Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.

by Cazz February 6, 2006

Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.

Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."

by -pandabear.tumblr.com July 12, 2011

Sarah Jessica Parker

A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.

Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

by The Strange Duck July 25, 2008

sarah jessica parker

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.

Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!

by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008

Pull a Jessica Simpson

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.

Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.

by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010

Jessica Almeida

She is a skinny white girl. Who talks about her last name. Shes my organic sistah and shes very frugal. She knows how to make me laugh so hard that i might just pee my pants. She has the most amazing hair. and im totes jelly of it. Even though she goes to a different school and dont really know who im talking about most of the time, i tell her EVERYTHINGG. Shes like my long lost sister, but better cuz sisters fight and we dont!

Dude A---DAYUMMM DUDE! I saw this hot chick yesterday!

Dude B---What was her name?

Dude A---Uhh Melany?

Dude B---Oh. She probs wasnt that hot since her name wasnt Jessica Almeida.

by YourBestie96 November 22, 2010