D-Johnsoned

The feeling of being grabbed by a man of unusually large hands.

Hey, did you see the way the bouncer just D-johnsoned me?

by Refarf May 22, 2019

Jake Johnson

A muscular presence typically in and around a gym. But plays shite mobile games at lunch.

Wow he’s massive, it must be Jake Johnson

by Clarkey September 22, 2022

Jynxzi's Johnson

Jynxzi's Johnson is very small and it rises when he sees a r6 Gyatt like Iana's or Ying's
Also when he sees ''GOOD AIM!'' Or ''BEST CLIP OF THE DAY''

(Note: he also uses it for pack opening and calls it the ''Johnson Pack'')

Guys my Jynxzi's johnson is rising from this CLIP OF THE DAY

by anowachutinkinaba October 14, 2023

Stinkbutt Johnson

Adj. When someone's butt smells bad or when they are being very annoying.

Brady : "Yo what's that smell?"
Summer : "It's Carsyn, she's a Stinkbutt Johnson"
Brady : "She smells like diarrhea"

by susiejoejoSBJ September 24, 2020

Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls

Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts

by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023

Nigron Johnson

The first black person

Everyone on Earth was white until Nigron Johnson was born

by Doodar Poonjabi August 3, 2022

Emily Johnson

Emily Johnson is a well known celebrity who is well known for dancing on a app called tik tok

"oh did you see Emily Johnson new post?"

"yeah she's a good dancer isn't she"

by Dora Johnson November 2, 2019