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dirty-Jeremy 

A figure of apeach meaning to outwit someone, leaving the oposition feeling like they have obtained victory. It's not until the war of wits is long over and it is too late for retaliation that the misconstrued foe realizes their own defeat and their lap in victory lane becomes a walk of shame.
He nobely conceded loss and walked away as he tried to hide his devilish grin. Inside he knew he pulled a "dirty-Jeremy" and the victory actually belonged to him.
dirty-Jeremy by Itsthat Oneguy April 10, 2023
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Big dick Jeremy 

Your usual tatted swole bearded Bro whose Instagram is full of eye candy pics for women. A gym freak and show off, usually a single parent, tends to be a bit douchey and has a massive fan club of females who would attack each other if they see one making a move publicly or complimenting him.
Examples of BJD will usually pose randomly flexing their muscles, in the most casual way.

Can be found all over Instagram and their posts will have a boatload of hashtags to get the most exposure.
Superficial girls will fall easily to their gym built charm
Male 1: Dude I'm so upset. My girl has some Big dick Jeremy's in her DMS
Male 2: Walk away bro. This a fight you can't win

Black Ron Jeremy 

Having a big black dingus
AYEE YO CHAZE! You heard Thug Damon got that Black Ron Jeremy
Black Ron Jeremy by Thug Damon October 26, 2020

Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention 

An alternative to the old saying "Stick out like a sore thumb". Ron Jeremy, actor, 'phallanthropist', adult movie legend is known for his massive dong. At a shrimp dick convention, he would put all of the micropenis'd fella's to shame.
"Hey bro! You stick out more than Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention!"

Ron Jeremy 

A method of betting in roulette where one places an extremely large amount of chips on either red or black in a single phallac-like stack.
Kevin: Holy s*** Dave, are you going to Ron Jeremy on black again? That thing looks like the leaning tower...
Dave: What can I say? I'm determined to get us comp'd for breakfast!
Ron Jeremy by addrockride April 13, 2006

Ron Jeremy 

Getting hit in the eye from a falling hacky sack or other object while looking up in the air to see where it went.
Ouch. Mindy took a Ron Jeremy to the eye when she was looking to see where the hack got booted.
Ron Jeremy by Danon Hargadin February 7, 2007

A Jeremy 

When to high to do anything. Including-working at all, talking, driving, being normal. Also usually a Hispanic.
A Jeremy by Thirsty Lucile June 9, 2018