Tuesday

Tuesday is touch a titty tuesday. you have a free pass to touch anyone’s titties

Hey man, did you know that it’s touch a titty Tuesday?

by hobo banana October 17, 2019

Tuesday

Literally the worst person alive. Like first of all who names their kid Tuesday? Were you born on like a Tuesday and your parents were like, hey that's a fun name! Tuesdays will drag you down and bite you in the ass. Stay away from people who are named after a day of the week. Period!

Omg Tuesday seems like a really nice person! Um honey no shes not she so toxic.

by Nymphet April 7, 2019

Tuesday

Anything you do on a Tuesday is easy and mundane

Man, I used to be able to drink four beers like it was Tuesday, but now I'm old and after four beers I'm fighting the parking meter.

by super fucking pissed off February 16, 2022

tatty tuesday

Tatty Tuesday is the art of the appreciation of the all mighty vegetable, the potato. Apon every Tuesday one can enjoy the many different ways to consume potato wether that be: Jacket, mashed, boiled, roasted or baked.

Or

Tatty Tuesday can also be when you spot a woman with rather large breasts and it happens to be a Tuesday. Thus making it a Tatty Tuesday.

This jacket potato tastes amazing, thank god for Tatty Tuesday!

Or

Wow Patrik look at that girls tattys over there! Thank od for TATTY TUESDAY!!!!

by deern July 13, 2016

Tuesday

A suitable replacement because the C bomb is just not done. descending from C u next tuesday.

Oh my god I can't bear her she's such a Tuesday!!!

He did what? what a Tuesday!

I love you mate, you are such a Tuesday and I love it!

by lebodge December 23, 2020

Tuesday

As long as if you were to stretch Mount Everest into a thin strip and lay it down on the ground.

* Couldn’t write anything here, I’m already dead by the end of Tuesday *

by Naru Soul May 24, 2021

Tongue Tuesday

the first tuesday in a year where people get their tongue pierced

“i got my tongue pierced!” “when?” “tongue tuesday, of course!”

by jim parsons January 1, 2022