Highschool Flirt Hopper

When you have a girl/boy that you talk to attractively in each high school in your county or district

Emman is a highschool flirt hopper, I see him with a different girl every time we play a different school for basketball

by Pozie November 28, 2017

best friend hopper

when you switch best friends every second of the day

“oh your my best friend” “your my best friend “ “i’m a best friend hopper”

by smtities November 9, 2019

The Sloppy Hopper Ride

Reverse Cowgirl, while taking a dump sitting on a dirty Portapotty toilet.

I took her the the John and she started giving me The Sloppy Hopper Ride

by TrueSloppyHoppee May 21, 2021

Rassim the hooper

Rassim one of the best players at bball. Everyone likes him, especially noel and apostolhs. They are gay for Rassim

Apostolhs: Rassim so sexy guys omg
Noel: Damn man i want to be like Rassim
Rassim: I'm Rassim the hooper

by @#%% November 20, 2021

national homie hopper day

november 1st
go ahead and homie hop bc i said so

ex bf: your a homie hopper how dare you date my bro
me: don’t worry it’s national homie hopper day it’s okay
ex bf: oh okay your fine

by your dad is probably hot August 3, 2022

The Overthinking Hooper

Not to be confused with a normal basketball player…..The Overthinking Hooper is a male that dedicates the majority of his time to the sport of basketball. He does this in an effort to fill the void once filled by something or someone that is no longer there. He is lonesome and spends countless hours dedicated to the one thing in his life that’s never left, the sport of basketball. As he hoops, his mind can wander and enter a state of decompression or, if he chooses, enter a state of aggression which can be articulated in his play style. The life is somber and he often ponders why his life has formed the way it has. It’s almost as if the sport has transformed into a gateway or sanctuary to avoid one’s fears, shortcomings, or mistakes. There is validation and self acceptance when he cooks an opponent on a step back three, or blocks a shot out of bounds. And as the overthinking hooper progresses in the sport, which includes increasing athleticism, shooting ability, and ball control, he slowly builds confidence and learns to love himself again despite his mistakes or failures. Basketball occupies his time and fixates his mind on the task at hand. Getting buckets. So, next time you see that guy shooting around or doing dribbling drills all alone in the gym, remember…..he just might be walking the path of The Overthinking Hooper. Notable pro overthinking hoopers include Kawhi, Kyrie, or Russell Westbrook.

“Man….every time I’m at the gym that guy is always in there shooting alone working on his game.”
“Yeah he’s going thought it I bet….bro is The Overthinking Hooper.”

by sonderunivrs December 16, 2023

Half Court Hooper

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)

Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?

Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.

Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper

by saintssintoo January 12, 2025