homo-suspectual

the act of being considered to be suspected of homogenious activities... bottom line.. thats gay my nigga

People thinks hes gay...Stop being homo-suspectual

by hotspit September 26, 2010

homo substitute

1) A hetero-fexible male
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.

"Are there going to be any homos or homo substitutes at that party, if not then I see no reason to go"

"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing

by Pr3dair October 21, 2010

Homely Duties

What you say you are doing when you know your girl is going to see your Facebook posting. Really you are at home looking at porn and masturbating.

Bobby: What u up to man?

Jesse: Chillin doing homely duties (while typing 4chan into an open browser window)

by Hurricane Sabrina November 5, 2010

homeless handshake

Getting a handjob from a homeless person in exchange for a handout of money.

There are women at the shelter who will give you a homeless handshake for $5.

by J-Jo F February 21, 2011

Homo Jizzus Erectus

When a gay guy jizzes into an open erect penis.

Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: It was great, Daniel gave me Homo Jizzus Erectus last night.

by NickrophiIia December 26, 2018

Homelessexual

A person thats fucks people for a place to stay.

Ryan Homer sleeps with people so he will be able to stay the night with that person! Bcuz he is a homelessexual!!

by Batman509 March 10, 2021

Master Homo

This is similar to the Master Noob with the exception that he is told and is aware that they are the Master Homo. The Master Homo rules over the famed mother land, Oklahomo, where all homos originated. He commands his armies through and intricate telepathic system. He is in sync with all homos at one time. His vast homo conscience spreads far and wide in a similar way to the internet. The Master Homo is easily recognizable and you will understand that they are who they are just by a slight glance. He especially enjoys buttsecks while playing xbox 360.

The Master Homo is massing an army for the invasion of California.

by gitmomo susesusu January 13, 2009