Don't have a scoobie

When you have absolutely no idea at all; clueless.
Person A: "yo u know how to solve that 1 question on the homework?"

Person B: "i'll have a look" "nah mate i don't have a scoobie"
by AMT_ May 16, 2022
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having my ass

Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably
Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.
by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021
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dare to have hair

The best virgin hair ever to be purchased on this plant! Anything else but dare hair is a insult to a humans head. If you ever want to add fullness, inches, definition, extensions, or length to your hair. You only need to Dare!
Girl if it's not Dare To Have Hair, it's not Good hair!

Dare Dolls are better!

If it's not Dare Hair, you don't got good hair!

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by Hallie Bryan March 14, 2017
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frickin have a can

To tell someone to calm down by pointing out that fact they are raging or going off
Steve: *yelling at his TV while playing CoD* OMG get out of the corner you camping noobs!!!!

Me: Steve, dude, frickin have a can why dont you
by Dabitty June 10, 2014
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have-a da stupid

have-a da stupid is a phrase often said by mothers from a foreign country when their children do something dumb, idiotic or stupid.
Guido: "Aye, ma. OH! I'm in jail. OH! You gotta bail me out. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Guido, my son. Why are you in jail?"
Guido: "OH! I pulled out my penis. OH! I ran up to a cop. OH! Then, I jumped up, and slapped him across the face with it. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Do you have-a da stupid?"
by Brock_Lee September 04, 2022
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Have a child day

You can have a child and your parents wont be mad about it
Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!
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i have fat

I have fat. Something a rich white person who doesn’t want to admit they are fat says.
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat
“Sweetie, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”
by Urbandictionilisationnnn November 29, 2018
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