when a person is stranded without a bathroom and needs to defecate extremely badly. So the person proceeds to pop a squat and take a dump wherever they might be at the time.
Justin- "dude I need to take a shit, should get out of the boat and take a dump in the water?"
Zach- "orangutang dookie hang off the front of the boat"
Zach- "orangutang dookie hang off the front of the boat"
by Mister Par Tee May 5, 2010
Get the Orangutang Dookie Hangmug. The theory used to reference one of the great 5 theories of ookalan when you don't know the exact theory that needs to be used there but still want to win the argument and confuse the person you're arguing with.
If we use hang man theory, you can see that when you crossed the road you had no reason to look both ways.
by Ookalan December 6, 2018
Get the Hang Man Theorymug. by m luv August 7, 2005
Get the hanging in a chow linemug. Computer keeps hanging at seemingly random intervals or in response to a specific sequence of events.
My computer is hanging by a moment when you're online last night, that's why I couldn't reply to your message.
by talipandas May 11, 2009
Get the Hanging by a momentmug. Where a girl's Vagina lips are very large and hang down. Most men are not to fond of saggy Vagina's.
Have u seen her puss? She's got major Hang Time on the Monkey!
I'm not licking her box, she's got has hella Hang Time on the Monkey!
I'm not licking her box, she's got has hella Hang Time on the Monkey!
by chase-o June 29, 2007
Get the Hang time on the monkeymug. A sexual position that is essentially vertical sixty nining. However instead of the typical more practical positioning of a male standing and an upside down female. The woman has the difficult task of standing and carrying all the weight. The result is an upside down off balance male who ultimately bears a striking resemblance to a Hang Glider crashed and hanging from a tree.
Suzie, if you're up to it and you think you have the core strength to lift my frame. I would like to attempt a broken hang glider.
by DrewWoodside March 11, 2010
Get the Broken Hang Glidermug. Term for slightly overstretched labia. Horrendous insult that should only be used under extreme duress or for cheap laughs. Wil lresult in violence or bemusement.
"Fuck off, don't talk about my funny-shaped cock, your minge is like the hanging curtains of Babylon."
by Nathdogg September 11, 2003
Get the Hanging Curtains of Babylonmug.