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Hooker Run

Similar to a mcdonalds run where you pick up food for your whole group of friends, instead you pick up a hooker who you and your friends simultaneously share.
YO DAWG I JUST WENT ON A HOOKER RUN!
by OMIEEEEEEE January 6, 2011
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Hookertard

a hooker that has sex with retards.
Damn ol girl is a hookertard
by lalala012345 February 22, 2011
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Hooker Eggin

The act of driving close to one or more prostitutes while the passenger throws eggs at the whore. May also be done with a sling or other similar device.
My douchebag friend drove and I got to do some serious hooker eggin. I hit that bitch right in the face!
by IrischGuy December 8, 2011
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hooker

An extremely vague and leading statement to 'bait' or 'hook' someone into asking what is meant by the statement.
Jack (hooker): "I hate this feeling..."
Jane (falling for the hook): "What's wrong?" or "Are you okay?"

Jack: "I hope I don't go on any more dates like the one I had last night"
Jane (falling for the hook): "Why? What happened?"
Jane (hook resistant): "Ya, hope not"
by Sue180 September 21, 2011
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Hooker Pirate

Yo that girl is a smelly hooker pirate.
by fastenfurryous February 14, 2012
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hooker fish lips

A girl with lips like a hooker and smells like fish. Normally named Gloria.
by Juggalo Prankster May 11, 2014
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