Van Halen

The band to which all rock guitar solos must be compared, and the band of the cosmos in Back to the Future. Just listen to Eruption and you'll see why.

"*Marty inserts tape labelled Van Halen to wake up George McFly*"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

Hagen

Hagen is a short guy who has brown hair and is so sweet! He may be full of himself at times but he has a soft sport inside. He has lots of friends and is nice to people even when he does not like them. He has lots of girl friends but does not care if people make fun of him for having girl friends because friends are friends. He is not normally on his phone but when he is he is always texting a friend or his parents other then that he is not on his phone. If you all ever find yourself a Hagen keep him cause Hagen’s are pretty rare.

Dang I wish I had a hagen! I would never let him leave me because it’s like a once in a lifetime opportunity!

by A person crushing on a Hagen December 9, 2018

a load that should have been swallowed

a poor excuse for a human being, any criminal, covict, drug addict, alcoholic, basically a menice to society. A PIECE OF SHIT.
The father should have ejaculated in the mother's mouth and not in her taco making a baby. Hence, the baby is a load that should have been swallowed

Damn, that kid is a load that should have been swallowed.

by dk3 December 31, 2003

Have sex

Something you never will have since you're reading this. I mean you spend too much time on the internet

I tried to have sex with my sister.. no?

I tried to have sex with my wife but she was not in the mood

by MrWolfyWP April 24, 2018

Have you heard of Achilles?

A rhetorical question asked to a dumbfounded person in response to a question, due to a term they are unaware of.

Example: Don’t be a complete bush and meet me at Casa de Tempe.

Answer: Where is that at?

Rebuttal: Have you heard of Achilles?

by long distance relationship October 17, 2012

Have a good day.

At the end of the argument you write
Have a good day.

It means fuck you.

(From a Midwestern / Michigan girl)

You screwed me over, but I want this conversation to end and get the last word in. Have a great day.

(A long argument) - I will take care of it. Have a good day.

by Meg1999 July 16, 2022

To Have Tings

A Jamaican term for making out and or sexual acts.
Usually used when the participants are not together or in a relationship.

"Omg,adam and i were going to have tings at the party yesterday!"

by Deecey September 17, 2007