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Grandma spec

When you’re moving slow, stiff, or cautious because you’re tired, sore, or just feeling old.
After leg day I was full grandma spec
by Icyboner October 1, 2025
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A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.
Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.
by Glitchurr October 12, 2025
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Grandma’s Purse

When two girls scissor with a crème saver candy between their vaginas.

(Curiosity of Dega)
Grandma’s purse is where I walked in on my grandma and her wife swapping crème savers back and forth between their purse
by Talledega Nights October 19, 2025
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Grandma's on the fence

when someone doesn't finish their sentence and leaves you guessing.
-"oh did I tell you about.. never mind I shouldn't say.."
- "Grandma's on the fence here bro just say it."
by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025
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leaving grandma on the fence

when someone doesn't finish their sentence and leaves you guessing.
- "I saw this thing the other day... oh never mind."
- "You gotta stop leaving grandma on the fence!"
by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025
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The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese woman in her grandmas bathroom
Cooper was a victim of the grandmas bathroom
by 1dk123456789 October 22, 2025
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The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese girl in her grandmas bathroom
He was a victim of the grandmas bathroom
by 1dk123456789 October 23, 2025
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