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Grenaded From Behind

The art of sticking ones testicles in another persons anus.
Ew! Did you hear about arrans sister? she was grenaded from behind! That shit is nasty...
by sillyface12345 May 8, 2011
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Hippie Gernade

The lone seed that doesn't get picked out of your smoke before flame is applied. horrible odor and taste.
The smell of a hippie gernade cleared the circle in only seconds.
by deadpool420 August 28, 2009
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Horsham Hand Gernade

When you are fisting a girl's asshole and you pull your hand out with a turd and when opening your fist it explodes in your hand (blowing up like a gernade).
I was pleasuring my girlfriend's butthole when I pulled out my hand and the Horsham hand gernade went off.
by T-money Millionaire January 9, 2009
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Gernade

something the people on jersey shore say a lot. it means a fat-ass ugly girll
don't let thh gernade blow up near yhu bro!
by iluvyhu December 21, 2010
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horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war

Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011
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Fruit Grenading

The act of throwing fruits into people's windows, usually at night.
A banana enters from the window and crashes a vase.
Dad: What the fuck was that???
Kid: Dad, they're fruit grenading again...
by FruitGrenader July 19, 2010
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Grendel Shot

The shot in a porno where all you see is a set of balls slapping against a woman's vagina from behind.
Sally and I were watching "Pokeherhaunches:The Tight Indian" and I was getting all hot and bothered until the 30 second Grendel Shot.
by heavyarmament September 2, 2014
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