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fart mountain

Sticking your butt in a straight line up in the air and relaxing your anus to let the air enter the buthole. Then pushing out all of the air inside of anus creating fart noise.
Conner is the best at fart mountains.

Kensie thinks fart mountains are gross, I disagree.
by NaUan! May 15, 2018
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Fart Muffler

A dick so long and thick that when you sit, it tucks under your butthole thereby muffling the sound of your own fart.
While in the weekly Wednesday meeting, Travis was thankful for his big ole Fart Muffler because no one was able to tell it was he who in fact, dealt it.
by Pot sticks June 7, 2022
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Click-Fart

The smallest fart you can do, which usually results in a small click noise and a repugnant odour.
"What was that, then?!"
"Chill, it was only a click-fart"
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Turkey-fart enthusiast

An individual who has a profound interest in turkey farts. To be labeled a turkey-fart enthusiast, or TFE for short, one must consume at least 1 lb. of turkey every day.
Kyle: "Did you hear Drew is a turkey-fart enthusiast?"

Tenor: "No, but I can smell it!"

Kyle: "Oh god... me too..."
by Gmork September 5, 2011
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Bumblebee Fart

A bumblebee fart is a loud fart that sounds like a bumblebee flying really close to your ear on a Spring day. Everyone knows that sound when they hear it but they can't quite place it. They just know it was a really odd sounding fart.
Jackie cocked her leg up and cracked a bumblebee fart right in Jimbob's face. No one could believe it.
by Bob Tate September 6, 2017
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tongue jack fart box

the act of using your tongue to penetrate the anus of your partner during sexual foreplay
I want to tongue jack fart box

Matt: "Damn girl, I want to tongue jack your fart box!"

Jason: "She tongue jacked my fart box last night"

Raaaaaaandy: "Yes! I can tongue jack your fart box!"
by Brian, winona September 20, 2009
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pre-diarrhea fart

That fart that is so god-awful and carries a signature smell that you know you're going to have diarrhea soon.
I was sitting at the table in the restroom and let out a pre-diarrhea fart. It smelled so bad everyone around me starting gagging. I then proceeded toward the restroom as soon as possible.
by Kiete February 29, 2012
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